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Post by Sherry on Aug 5, 2003 13:34:15 GMT -5
Just saw the Catherine Crier promo's. No mention.
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Post by ----- on Aug 5, 2003 13:34:58 GMT -5
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the same moment. They spend the day in orientation, and as they're getting their heavenly vestments, the Pope gets a plain white toga and wings, like everyone else, and the lawyer gets much finer apparel, made of
gold thread, and Gucci shoes.
Then, they get to see where they're going to live. The Pope gets what everyone else gets, a replica of a Holiday Inn room, and the lawyer gets an 18 room mansion with servants and a swimming pool.
At dinnertime, the Pope receives the standard meal, a
Manischewitz kosher TV dinner, and the lawyer receives a fine and tasty meal, served on silver platters.
By this time, the lawyer is beginning to suspect that an error has been made, so he asks one of the angels in charge, "Has there been some kind of mistake? This guy was the Pope, and he gets what everyone else gets, and I'm just a lawyer and I'm getting the finest of everything?"
The angel replied, "No mistake, sir. We've had lots of popes here, but you're the first lawyer we've ever had."
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Post by ----- on Aug 5, 2003 13:36:39 GMT -5
allright, I'll start scanning....
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Post by stagetec on Aug 5, 2003 13:37:03 GMT -5
WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS
1300.01 GENERAL
Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.
Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.
Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.
It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.
It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, whorehouses, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.
If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.
Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.
It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
BAG LIMITS
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Post by TheTruth on Aug 5, 2003 13:42:31 GMT -5
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Post by Sherry on Aug 5, 2003 15:17:17 GMT -5
Agent, where ya' been?  |
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Post by Saint on Aug 5, 2003 15:19:33 GMT -5
NEWS FLASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A few moments ago I spoke via telephone with Doghunter; if you recall he attended Chapman's hearing today. I'm going to leave it to Doghunter to go into the details but here is an accurate impression of Mr. Chapman leaving the Ventura County Courthouse... WWAAAAA! WAAAAAAA! SOB-SOB!!! WOE IS ME!!!! WWAAAAA! WAAAAAAA!
I will share a part of the Judge's comments that still has me laughing my butt off... the Judge called Mr. Chapman a VIGILANTE!!!!
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Post by ----- on Aug 5, 2003 15:19:33 GMT -5
I heard Chapman doesn't get anything and that the Judge called him a Vigilante! Details coming in....  |
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Post by ----- on Aug 5, 2003 15:22:45 GMT -5
Whoever has/gets all the details should start a new thread!!  |
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Post by Sherry on Aug 5, 2003 15:22:59 GMT -5
Where did you hear that -----? Saint, what news stations were there, did he say?
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Post by ----- on Aug 5, 2003 15:24:40 GMT -5
I got an email from an associate...start a new thread...this one to big allready!!! What do you think?
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