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Post by TheTruth on Aug 11, 2003 16:48:34 GMT -5
Stagetec ;D
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Post by stagetec on Aug 11, 2003 17:05:07 GMT -5
truth good one lol
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Post by stagetec on Aug 11, 2003 17:21:09 GMT -5
so truth smoker of the crack pipe EH, I suspect you feel like someone would feel if they buy bad shyt from an insane Columbian dwarf because he's selling it cheap; and they know it's really bad shyt, but they smoke it anyway, because they got it cheap - except you feel that way most of the time. Rumor has it that insane Columbian dwarf wasn't actually born; more something that germinated from a discarded test tube contaminated by an over-masturbating syphilitic laboratory technician's jizz in Guatemala before being smuggled to Columbia in the rectum of a French opera singer and later excreted and flushed into the sewers of Bogotá where it spent its formative years. Never buy drugs from a dealer of such dubious lineage. I suppose your own birth was like a game of Pass The Parcel: your mother threw you to your father and said, "You keep it!" Your father threw you to the nurse and said, "What the f**k is it?" The nurse threw you back to your mother and said, "Sell it to the circus"...and so on. I'm quite sure that a woolly-headed dreamer like you can point at his 'ringpeice' to number his friends: a big, fat zero.
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Yak
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Post by Yak on Aug 11, 2003 19:58:19 GMT -5
ms anon....where did Stage find your biography anyway? ? Bring what where? ....i'm not insulting you, compared to your "own" ramblings, it looks like i'm helping you out. One last thought......{YIKYUKYOKE: Thanks. Yes I do win, due to tiring, defective equip.}.... right ms anon......right you are.
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Post by stagetec on Aug 11, 2003 21:00:10 GMT -5
well yak fair is fair If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. You wouldn't know Up from Down if you had three guesses. Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."
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Post by Yak on Aug 11, 2003 22:07:39 GMT -5
HEY......fair is fair? ? lololol Did you hear "that" ms anon? Stage just made fun of "me"... The funniest stuff i've heard in a while. ;D ;D lololol You know, i'm not gonna cry or even say things about his family, like you. It's just too dam funny. ;D ;D
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Post by stagetec on Aug 11, 2003 22:43:24 GMT -5
and for all the guest that never post You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. You should stop smoking pot and get out and vote every couple of years, you pseudo-liberal bum. People like you are the reason cults exist. Did your mother leave you in the dryer too long when you were a kid, you little tap-dancing Leprechaun in a pink wig? Be careful you don't bump your head on the door handle on the way out. I bet the highway patrol make you wear a sign on your fat ass that reads, 'Caution: Wide Load!' Get a job, you d**n leach! You're as useful as a handbrake on a canoe, you clog-hopping simpleton. Try this maneuver: Take 50-60 paces backwards. Take several deep breaths. Sprint forward at full speed. Do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own a$$
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Post by Jessie on Aug 11, 2003 22:57:43 GMT -5
This is why I've always said it's so hard to label people....I've known too many clog hopping simpletons that will not tolerate that label. But back to the peg-legged hamster (waterwheel operator), I saw a pile of hamster legs in Tator's basement. As we speak, he is conducting experiments that mere words cannot describe. Is there anyone with any conviction left willing to get a SWAT team out there, pronto?
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Post by stagetec on Aug 12, 2003 2:05:57 GMT -5
jessie When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 80 Patrons OR You.", or if you weren't uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule. No, come to think of it, you would.
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Post by Jessie on Aug 12, 2003 2:07:04 GMT -5
All talk and no action Where can I find a bounty hunter that will bust a hamster torture chamber? G O I N G OFF THE DEEP E N D
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Post by FormerlyAnon on Aug 12, 2003 2:18:22 GMT -5
YIKYUKYOKE: Still don't get it do ya? IT'S MR.ANON, SIR for you!!! Why haven't you answered my questions elsewhere? No guts, no glory, no Air Medal... You ARE a blow job that should have happened, but your mother sucks...
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Post by Yak on Aug 12, 2003 9:33:12 GMT -5
;D ;D You can't fool me ms anon,...lol ....you really don't know "what" or "who" you are yourself. Could it be "two faced",..."split personality",.....or "sharing" someone else's computer {which may not be working so well either} ?. You see???...having "TWO" sissy boys respond in the "identical" way, blew "your" cover, a "long" time ago. If you want some questions answered.....come into "G_a_t_o_r_s" site, the {REAL}deal...and we'll settle them there. By the way,...you can bring your "shadow" and your "blow up doll" with you too..."they" don't discrimate there.
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Post by Jessie on Aug 12, 2003 11:32:36 GMT -5
Stagetec & Frm.Anon, What did I expect by entering the insult room? If that's the most you can comne up with, go back to batting that hairball back and forth.
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Post by Jessie on Aug 12, 2003 14:53:42 GMT -5
Confessional Room You're right, I was holding the door when God was handing out personalities. I waited and waited until everyone went through, and THEN I found the name Saint was already taken. So then I tried to get on the wheel of Karma, but the guy there just said "been there, done that" and wouldn't let me on. That's when I just said "F--- it" and grabbed the nearest simpleton I could find and went clog-hopping off into the sunset.
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Post by Sherry on Aug 12, 2003 16:07:51 GMT -5
They don't discriminate....LOL! Thats the first thing I can agree with..."clod-hopping simpletons" are all they have there. ;D Your stock needs culling dude.
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