Post by Saint on Aug 6, 2003 11:30:39 GMT -5
The news people all shouted their story
How Luster failed to appear in a California court
Luster flew the coop and jumped his bail
On charges that he raped his female consort
Duane dog Chapman a renowned vigilante
Appeared with Rita Cosby on a channel for Fox News
Saying he’d capture Luster so justice will be served
So Rita unleashed the Dog to follow the clues
Dog sniffed left and Dog sniffed right
Following leads all over the place
He sniffed up and he sniffed down
But never got close to Luster’s face
Then one day a tipster called Dog
After returning from a Mexican resort town
Saying they partied with Luster down there
And it was him though tanned dark brown
Dog went to his kennel to gather his mutts
And deputized them all as vigilante agents
The gang then traveled to south of the border
Entering Mexico without any incidents
After searching a while they all saw Luster
Under an early morning Mexico sky
Dog jumped Luster and took him to the ground
Luster fought back and socked Dog in the eye
Dog and Luster went back and forth
Then others in the pack joined the fray
Subduing Luster was no easy task
So Dog reached up and used pepper spray
They tossed Luster in the back of a van
And headed for the airport with their quarry in cuffs
But the Mexican police intercepted the gang
Arresting them all and calling Dog’s bluffs
Dog and his vigilantes were sent to jail
While Luster was brought to the US of A
The Judge released Dog on a very small bail
Telling him until court in Mexico he would stay
But Dog and his vigilantes had other plans
To escape from Mexico as soon as they could
Under the cover of darkness they slipped away
Returning to America then home to their ‘hood
The Mexican court was very upset
When they learned Dog had jumped his bail
They branded Dog a fugitive just like Luster
And wanted them all back in their jail
Dog went to court in Ventura County Superior
Asking Judge Brodie for some of the financial pie
The Judge scolded Dog for his vigilante justice
And branded Dog’s claims being based on a lie
Dog left the courtroom with tears on his face
Perhaps finally realizing there is no bounty
When you brag and lie and operate illegally
You are not a bounty hunter… only a vigilante
How Luster failed to appear in a California court
Luster flew the coop and jumped his bail
On charges that he raped his female consort
Duane dog Chapman a renowned vigilante
Appeared with Rita Cosby on a channel for Fox News
Saying he’d capture Luster so justice will be served
So Rita unleashed the Dog to follow the clues
Dog sniffed left and Dog sniffed right
Following leads all over the place
He sniffed up and he sniffed down
But never got close to Luster’s face
Then one day a tipster called Dog
After returning from a Mexican resort town
Saying they partied with Luster down there
And it was him though tanned dark brown
Dog went to his kennel to gather his mutts
And deputized them all as vigilante agents
The gang then traveled to south of the border
Entering Mexico without any incidents
After searching a while they all saw Luster
Under an early morning Mexico sky
Dog jumped Luster and took him to the ground
Luster fought back and socked Dog in the eye
Dog and Luster went back and forth
Then others in the pack joined the fray
Subduing Luster was no easy task
So Dog reached up and used pepper spray
They tossed Luster in the back of a van
And headed for the airport with their quarry in cuffs
But the Mexican police intercepted the gang
Arresting them all and calling Dog’s bluffs
Dog and his vigilantes were sent to jail
While Luster was brought to the US of A
The Judge released Dog on a very small bail
Telling him until court in Mexico he would stay
But Dog and his vigilantes had other plans
To escape from Mexico as soon as they could
Under the cover of darkness they slipped away
Returning to America then home to their ‘hood
The Mexican court was very upset
When they learned Dog had jumped his bail
They branded Dog a fugitive just like Luster
And wanted them all back in their jail
Dog went to court in Ventura County Superior
Asking Judge Brodie for some of the financial pie
The Judge scolded Dog for his vigilante justice
And branded Dog’s claims being based on a lie
Dog left the courtroom with tears on his face
Perhaps finally realizing there is no bounty
When you brag and lie and operate illegally
You are not a bounty hunter… only a vigilante
